ronaldtherapist:

IM ACTUALLY LAUGHNG SO HARD

❝ Just because someone desires you, it does not mean that they value you.


Read it over.

Again.

Let those words resonate in your mind. ❞

Nayyirah Waheed 

Kidnapper:  Get in the fukin van
Me:  Oh ok cool
Kidnapper:  Wut
Me:  This is a febreze commercial right
Kidnapper:  Wut
Me:  Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh

porygin:

"feminists have ruined my life" literally the only thing you can be mad about that feminism has done is that girls don’t wanna talk to you anymore because they’ve realized you’re a misogynist Dick but u already had that coming lol

attackthellama:

burn-it-down-28:

msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

team I can do math for hours but I can’t write an english paper for shit

team i cant do either but i have to do both by next monday

unclefather:

urtube:

unclefather:

urtube:

I hear Green Day playing.. This feels like 2008

I hope you have the time of your life

You are an american idiot

Yeah well you’re a fuckin bitch 

Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

That second one means so much.