you know that mood you get in sometimes where you just fucking are in love with drinking water

punacceptable:

*talks to Internet friends while sitting next to real life friends*

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

sancly:

One time in first grade I asked my teacher if I could drink water and she said to swallow my spit

17yr:

woah calm down im just trying to date your dad

hornyspice:

uh excuse me this does not match up with my follower count

hornyspice:

uh excuse me this does not match up with my follower count